Hello, It’s been a while hasn’t it?
How are you?
Do you know, I knew you’d say that. Most people reply with; “Good thanks, and you?”
They then continue to walk away just as I start to tell them. Bit rude, really.
How are my what?
Yes, they’re still playing up. Apparently you can get special cream for them, but you know me.
This? It’s a laptop.
It runs on wiffy. That’s a technical term. My Grandson popped it round for me to have a sniff.
He’s been giving me a few lessons on how to surf the net.
Have surf and nets got anything to do with sea fishing?
HAHA !! I can tell you’re new to all this.
Fishing is not a good thing on the internet, apparently.
Look, come and sit here, next to me.
Ooh, don’t wobble it. Your chubby knees aren’t cut out to hold a laptop, are they?
You wonder what that button does? I’ll press it and see.
Nothing’s happened. Oh well. It’s only small so it can’t be that important.
I am getting to be quite a good googly,
That’s a technical term as well, Nothing to do with cricket.
Now. let’s have a good old goggle.
Watch how it works. I’ll press the buttons. You aren’t as oafy as me with these things.
Think of a film you would like to see and I will find it for you.
What do you want to appear in front of your eyes?
Anna Sewell’s what?
Oh, I remember that film.
Lovely horsey film. Good choice. That’s quite unusual for you.
Right, So, Pay attention, are you watching?
This is all very technical.
So, I type in “Black Beauty” and … … … … OH! MY!
This is definitely not about a horse !
Will you stop laughing!!
What do you mean; “Well it appeared and could have your eye out?”
Plus he’s what like a horse?
I’ll find something else. Leave it to me. If I type ‘see more’ that should fix it.
OH! MY LIFE ! How is that even possible? I’ve only got a twelve inch screen.
Think of a different film, quick.
Ooh ! I know what to do … Last film I looked for before hitting that button …
‘FREE WILLY’. Here we go …